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June 19, 2006

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Jennifer Stone

To find out the extent of the problem they have asked all men with a penis smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their car.GooD luck

russische frau

I am interested in it for a long time! So Ronaldinho goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

Dave Macca

My apologies to 99.99999999% of England fans for my racist jokes, (blame Dan for that!!) I will be one of very few Scots behind England this world cup. "come on England"

Dave Macca

Just read in the paper that the government is worried that mens penis's are gettin smaller. To find out the extent of the problem they have asked all men with a penis smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their car.

Dave Macca

Beckham at a press conferance. "I like em coz they taste nice & make my breath smell gud" The reporter (Chic Young)shouts back. "TACTICS! NOT TICTACS YOU THICK TWAT" ;)

Dan Mellow

It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup 2010.

Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're s***e and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".

They put the teletext on....

"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland !!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.


He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"

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