Heard the story about the American Astronaut boasting to the Russian Cosmonaut about the millions of dollars spent developing a ball-point pen that works in zero-gravity?
The Cosmonaut responded saying that on Mir they use pencils.
QUESTION: Microsoft has announced its new iPod competitor, Zune. It says that this device is all about building communities. Are you worried?
ANSWER: In a word, no. I’ve seen the demonstrations on the Internet about how you can find another person using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times. It takes forever. By the time you’ve gone through all that, the girl’s got up and left! You’re much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you’re connected with about two feet of headphone cable.
Steve is still da man.
Microsoft = scary nerds
Apple = cool geeks
Tipped off by Jason Fried at Signals v Noise